the five stages of purging
1 - Throw away things that are broken and/or so dirty they cannot be cleaned (e.g., the books that you somehow overlooked when cleaning up after your younger son vomited into the bookshelf this winter — great aim, son!).
2 - Discard/donate things that can no longer be reconciled with life in 2008 (e.g., VCR that stopped rewinding in 1997).
3 - Donate things that are duplicates and/or no longer needed for your current lifestyle (e.g., extra pepper grinder, third copy of "Little Women", tripod that only fits the binoculars you left in Alaska in 1989).
4 - Donate things that you neither believe to be beautiful nor know to be useful (e.g., anything you still haven't unpacked from two moves ago).
5 - Throw out everything in sight, with wild abandon, if you haven't touched it in a year (e.g., stage reached at 2:00 this afternoon).



Reader Comments (16)
i mean, there are so many uses for the old microwave that looks like it was used to do science experiments, the non-rewinding vcr, the lid from the camping cooler that we lost three years ago! it's a psychological exercise, that's for sure, looking at this detritus that i thought was somehow not ready to be binned.
amy - spring cleaning season, right? i don't get the urge every spring, but i sure have it this year!
i would like to claim an allegiance with wm morris, but honestly, since i own 7 ashtrays yet have never smoked, i have to admit i'm not following his philosophy to the letter.
fer my kollection.
thx.
xoxo
mamabird, ah, 'tis. 'tis.
ps great (vomit) aim kid ;-)
took two big bags out of my girls' room yesterday and added a new bedside lamp. they did a little dance before bed. less is more in every way.
molly, i have never seen anyone get as attached to every. single. thing. as my sons when i approach with the big bag. "nooooo, this bent and spindled pokemon card is my faaaaavorite!" i have to go in when they're out of the house, half-spy, half-thief. and just like your girls, they love it when their space is cleaned out! they just resist the process. i have no idea where they get that from.
I had something really funny to tell you, but now I forget...I'm blogging and watching TV at the same time. Don't tell my kids.
And the VCR rewinder??...yes, good memory. It sure was loud, wasn't it??
molly, well, when you remember, then you can tell me. ;^) and YES it was SO loud. lol